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Flatulence: A Sign of Friendship or Affection?
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| Lauren Herskovic
Posted on 11/19/2004 10:11:05 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:13:50 AM PST
by
Freepdonia
(Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
To: Texaggie79
Well, I can't speak for other guys, but as for me, I fart in order to show a woman that I care.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:14:21 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Fascists Unhappy Concerning Kerry's Election Defeat.)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; martin_fierro
Farting, then, is an honor given only to those worthy of being in the company of such a toxic emission. I don’t know about you, but I get all warm and tingly inside when a guy decides to pass gas in front of me; it means I’m really special!BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP... err I mean, PING!
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:15:45 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Fascists Unhappy Concerning Kerry's Election Defeat.)
To: Texaggie79
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:17:48 AM PST
by
dandelion
(http://thequestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
To: All
When a guy farts it's a sign of love. What about when the woman retaliates with her own arsenal of gaseous grenades?
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:18:47 AM PST
by
texan75010
(You lost - MoveOn...to France, or Canada, or New Zealand, or Germany...take your pick.)
To: Texaggie79
As my hubby says..."Here's a kiss for ya!"...LOL!
To: Hap
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:18:59 AM PST
by
Bacon Man
(Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
To: Texaggie79
“HE FARTED! He farted in front of me!” Jane wailed. “Why would he do that? What does it mean?”
I think it means he had gas.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:19:53 AM PST
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
To: BrooklynGOP; Sir Gawain; dead
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:22:14 AM PST
by
Texaggie79
(Did I just say that?)
To: texan75010
Even my cat-poop-eating dogs leave the room when I fart!
To: Texaggie79
It's not really love until you "throw" your fart in her face when she's not paying attention.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:25:18 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
Nothing says "I love you, Honey" like waiting until you are in bed, farting under the blankets, then pulling the covers over her head and not letting her out...
;0)
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:26:42 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Fascists Unhappy Concerning Kerry's Election Defeat.)
To: dandelion
"I'm not animated to explode!"
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:29:10 AM PST
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: Texaggie79
"Flatulence will get you no air."
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:33:11 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(I flatulate in your general direction...)
To: Texaggie79
I'm laughing so hard, my ribs are hurting!
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:34:39 AM PST
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: BoiseChick
Beano Ping!
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:35:00 AM PST
by
JennysCool
(1969'ers telling us how to run our government are like 1929'ers telling us how to land on the moon.)
To: Texaggie79
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:36:17 AM PST
by
fastattacksailor
(This tagline brought to you by Izzy Dunne's tagline virus!)
To: Texaggie79
In the words of the old bard, "T'is better to have farted and lost than not to have farted at all."
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:42:01 AM PST
by
Eastbound
("Neither a Scrooge nor a Patsy be")
To: Texaggie79
The books say that the big point in a kids life is when he/she gains control of their body functions, however....
I maintain that the biggest point in training is when you can tell the difference betwen lumps and gas.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:47:37 AM PST
by
Lokibob
(All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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