[fo0hzy]

Firstly, thank you for your assessment. I am indeed a Freeper, not a DUmmy.

Secondly, I apologize for my remark. I am indeed a newbie here, and I didn't realize it would be against FR protocol.

[King Prout]

repentance gladly accepted.
Our provisional welcome is yours.

udders will give wit' da ewe-zuwal... the provisos, the addenda, the odd quid-pro-quo here and there.

my parting words:
assume good intentions, but verify
if puzzled, ask before going postal
cultivate a hefty epidermis