Yep, I hear they're stockpiling spitballs.
All seriousness aside, the DU master plan is
to blow up a federal building in a red state,
as a signal for all the fringe wackos to take
up arms in revolt.
Oh, McVeigh tried that, and it didn't work?
Never mind.
Hey! Spit balls HURT... if the right caliper straw is used.