"Hide your dirty pillows!"
"But Momma! They're Breasts!"
I have many fav quotes but that one always brings me to tears in laughter.
"1.2.3.4.5...Thats the stupidest combination i've ever heard in my life. Thats the somethign an idiot would use on his luggage.."
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"Wow thats amazing! Thats the exact same combination on my luggage!"
Slightly paraphrased from Space Balls! heh