"Give Dr. Klan a big hand!"
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude, We forge our spirits in the traditions of our ancestors. You have our gratitude."
Announcer: "Contestant #2, if I were asleep, and you were an alarm clock, how would you wake me up?"
Contestant #2: "I wouldn't, I'm no ding-a-ling!"
Klahn: "Butkus!" [Butkus snaps contestant's neck]
Klahn: "So, the CIA thought they could infiltrate my island? [cuts agent's head off] Now take him to be tortured!"
Agent #2: "You don't scare me Klahn!"
Klahn: "Oh no? Take him to Detroit!"
Agent #2: [screaming as he's dragged off] "No, not that! Anything but that! Not Detroit! No, please noooooo...."