[Starter]

I think it's "Dude, I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. Starting tomorrow, we gotta stop playing games."

[pgyanke]

Dumb movie... memorable line:

"You killed Ted, you medieval d**kweed!"

[uncitizen]

Dude, DUDE. DUDE, Dude. Duude! Good point.