Everett, what's a brain trust?"
"Is you is, or is you aint, my constituency??"
"Hey, mister, there's a fella in there that'll give you ten dollars to sing into a can."
"I ain't here to sing into a can ya dumb cracker! I'm mass communicatin'!!"
Well, this place is a geographical oddity - 2 weeks from everywhere!"
"We....thought you.....was a toad!"
"But the governor gave us a pardon! It went out on the radio!"
"Ain't got no radio, boys"
"I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
Ok. Try this one.
"Them boots cost more than my dang pinkie finger, Earl!"