My entries (not in otder of preference):
"If she's looking for more alimony, she's in real trouble this time, because I got myself so broke, I couldn't get outta sight if it took a quarter to go around the world."
---Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
"You have to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'...Well, do ya, PUNK?"
---Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force (I think)
"Get away from her, you b****!!!"
---Sigourney Weaver, Aliens
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.”
---Darth Vader, Return of the Jedi
“Snakes…why’d it have to be snakes?”
---Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark
“If that tape showed a nice, happy, peaceful crowd of demonstrators, we’d be watching it right now, wouldn’t we?”
---Tommy Lee Jones, Rules of Engagement
“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. And it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you…so remember it.”
---Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
“He is interested in two things: making you afraid of it, and telling you who’s to blame for it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections.”
---Michael Douglas, The American President
“Foul-mouthed? F*** you, man.”
---Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop
“You want to talk about ‘free speech’? Let’s see you acknowledge a man, whose words make your blood boil, who’s standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs, that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours.”
--Michael Douglas, The American President
“They say that golf and sex are two things you don’t have to be good at to enjoy.”
---Kevin Costner, Tin Cup
“Yeah, boss, you’d bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle a shovel.”
---Cheech Marin, Tin Cup
“What we do now, echoes into eternity. Strength and honor.”
---Russell Crowe, Gladiator
“This may be the Commander-in-Chief’s Navy…but this is my boat; and all I ask is that you keep up with me. And if you can’t…that stinging sensation you’ll feel in the seat of your pants…will be my boot in your ass!”
---Gene Hackman, Crimson Tide
“A word of advice, Mr. Hunter. If you ever want to have your own boat someday, the very worst thing you could do…is worry about yourself, or try to please me. I can’t stand save-a**es, and I won’t abide kiss-a**es. You keep your priorities straight—your mission, and your men.”
--Gene Hackman, Crimson Tide
“Master Chief…suck my ***k!”
---Demi Moore, G.I. Jane
“You’re gonna get what you want, Lieutenant. Let’s just see if you’ll want what you’re gonna get.”
--Commanding Officer, G.I. Jane
“If you were really like everyone else, Lieutenant…I suspect…we wouldn’t be making statements…about not making statements.”
---Commanding Officer, G.I. Jane
“If I were human, I believe my response would be…’go to hell’.”
---Spock, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
“Attitude reflect(s) leadership…Captain.”
---Julius, Remember the Titans
“No, Mr. Bond—I expect you to die!”
---Goldfinger
“You needn’t worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that’s what you’ll receive.”
---Princess Leia, Star Wars
“Lewis, we’ve had Presidents who were beloved, who couldn’t find a coherent sentence…with two hands and a flashlight.”
---Michael Douglas, The American President.
“It appears to me…that you want to skip the arraignment process, go directly to trial, skip that…and get a dismissal. Well, I’m not about to revamp the entire judicial process, just because you find yourself in the UNIQUE position…of defending clients…who say they didn’t do it.”
---Fred Gwynne, My Cousin Vinny
“Figures…only a toon would be crazy enough to come up with that ‘freeway’ idea.”
---Bob Hoskins, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“Hey, what the hell are we ‘sposed to use, man…harsh language?”
--Pvt. Frost, Aliens
“I like to keep this handy…for close encounters.”
---Cpl. Hicks, Aliens.
“Mr. Mason will run point for us; Lt. Shepherd will be at his hip. You breathe, he breathes with you. You pi$$, he helps.”
---Cmdr. Anderson, The Rock
“I’m not doin’ this ‘cause I wanna take long showers with you a$$holes! And I don’t want to get my head blown off in some faraway land, because you don’t ‘habla’, comprende?”
---Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
“Marines are fightin’ men, sir. They shouldn’t be sittin’ around on their sorry a$$es filling out request forms for equipment they should already have.”
---Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
“Whacking…I’m great at whacking.”
---Harrison Ford, Witness
“You be careful out there among them English.”
---Eli Lapp, Witness
“Wacko…is that a technical term?”
---Bruce Wayne, Batman Forever
“Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors…’double dumb a$$ on you, and so forth.”
---Spock, “Star Trek IV
“There is an old Vulcan proverb: ‘only Nixon could go to China.”
---Spock, Star Trek VI
“What are ye standin’ around for? Do ye not know a jailbreak when ya see one?”
---Scotty, Star Trek V
“You have to learn…WHY things work on a starship.”
---Adm. Kirk, Star Trek II
“Jim, you proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.”
---Spock, Star Trek II
“I’m standing here in pieces, and you’re having delusions of grandeur!”
“I’m out of it for a little while, and everyone’s having delusions of grandeur!”
C3PO, The Empire Strikes Back; Han Solo, Return of the Jedi
“R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.”
C3PO, The Empire Strikes Back
“Why, you stuck up…half-witted…scruffy-looking…NERF HERDER!”
---Princess Leia, The Empire Strikes Back
“Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.”
---Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back