"How would you like to make 10 bucks the hard way?"
Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose.
Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Can you make a bullshot?
Can you make a shoe smell?
I bet you were something before electricity!
"I tell you, you're not a half bad lookin' broad--I bet you were really somethin' before electricity!"
"I tell you, you're not a half bad lookin' broad--I bet you were really somethin' before electricity!"