[TheBigB]

"Well, don't just stand there...go get some GLUE!"

[Moleman]

"Did you hear the one about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove"

(Newbomb Tur The Hollywood Knights

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

"I sent a lot boys your age to prison Danny. Didn't want to. Felt I owed to them".

[Harold Hill]

"Somebody step on a duck?"

[danno3150]

"Hey Whitey, nice hat!"

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"

"Ten bucks says he eats it!"

"Last time I saw a hat like that, you got a free bowl of soup with it...But it looks great on you."

RIP Rodney...You are truly missed

[FeliciaCat]

"The World Needs Ditch Diggers Too!!!!"......

[laredo44]

"Well, don't just stand there...go get some GLUE!"

"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."

[Dr.Deth]

"This is my friend Wang, no offense. Hey Wang, this is a restricted club so don't tell them you're Jewish. All right."
"Dog food? DOG FOOD?!?!?!"
"Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?"
"Varmint Cong"
"It's no big deal."
"I was born to rub you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first."
"I feel like a hundred dollars."
"I don't play golf, against people, for money."
"How do you measure yourself against other golfers?" "By height."
"Dr. Beeper is the Club champion, and I'm no slouch myself." "Don't seel yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
"This is a check for $70,000." "Keep it." "And another one!" "It's yours."
"This doesn't mean you have to stop seeing other people."
"I like you, Betty."
"Be the ball."