AFI's 100 YEARS...100 MOVIE QUOTES

AFI.com ^ | November 17th 2004 | unknown

[oyez]

Oh George, not the livestock.

[KC_Conspirator]

bull Durham?

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

My family always shouts "CHEESE IT, IT'S THE COPS!" whenever we see a police car...my husband says it's from a movie, but doesn't know which one...

Bugs Bunny, in the cartoon where he's stuck in an abandoned house with Rocky the gangster and his low-IQ henchman.

[bootless]

Oh, and the edited version of Roger Dorn (Corbin Bernson) talking to Ricky Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) on the mound in Major League. Supposed to be "Strike this M-----f----- out!" They drop in the word "guy" instead of the other word, and the tone is so mismatched, it sounds like it was computer-generated.

[bootless]

And my favorite from Galaxy Quest, when one of the crew tries to find out whether the Thermians really knew "Gilligan's Island" was just a TV show:

"Oh, those poor people."

Cracks me up every time!

[Dashing Dasher]

THAT'S gonna leave a mark!
-- Tommy Boy

And that would be your friend there in the wood chipper?
-- Fargo

[LastDayz]

Henchman: 'Someone's coming'
Evil Roy Slade: 'Kill him'
Henchman: 'It's a woman!'
Evil Roy Slade: 'Wound her!'

From the little known but hilarious Evil Roy Slade'

 

"You ain't one of them 'funny boys' are ya?"

 

 

[bootless]

GREAT scene from the Untouchables.

[RobFromGa]

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

[YaYa123]

I google-cheated, but is it from "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam...

[B4Ranch]

Clint Eastwood (Josey): When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.


Chief Dan George (Lone Watie): I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither!

[LastDayz]

 

"Where are we going?"

"Planet Ten!"

"When are we going?"

"Real soon!"

 

 

[SittinYonder]

I read the 400 quotes and it reminds me that movies used to be good.

[mrs. a]

Yeah, they're dead, they're...all messed up.

- Night of the Living Dead

[uncitizen]

First rule of Fight Club: You don't talk about fight club

Second rule of Fight Club: You don't TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

I see a lot of new faces here tonite. That means that a lot of you breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

[NYURepublican]

"Hide your dirty pillows!"
"But Momma! They're Breasts!"


I have many fav quotes but that one always brings me to tears in laughter.

"1.2.3.4.5...Thats the stupidest combination i've ever heard in my life. Thats the somethign an idiot would use on his luggage.."
...
"Wow thats amazing! Thats the exact same combination on my luggage!"

Slightly paraphrased from Space Balls! heh

[uncitizen]

No wonder i didn't recognize any of those quotes. Never saw Space Balls.

I really needed your roomie today. Needed help coming up with some lines from Dumb and Dumber and Baseketball. I held my own on Office Space tho. Woulda made him proud....

[NYURepublican]

The first is from Carie. heh...

a good Basketball line is something to the extent of

"Its hard to believe that only 9 months ago those girls were still in highschool" heh from Frank Gifford...

Though one of my favorite all time quoatable lines is from Breakfast club. It goes something like this:

Here's my impression of life at big
Bri's house...
(in a loud and friendly voice)
Son!
(in a kiddie voice)
Yeah Dad?
(loud)
How's your day, pal?
(kiddie)
Great Dad, how's yours?
(loud)
Super, say son, how'd you like to go
fishing this weekend?
(kiddie)
Great Dad, but I've got homework to
do!
(loud)
That's alright son, you can do it,
on the boat!
(kiddie)
Geee!!!
(loud)
Dear, isn't our son swell?
(quiet and motherly)
Yes Dear, isn't life swell?

[NYURepublican]

oh dont forget the punch sound and action that follows that hehe thats what makes it good!