Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
"Yeah, I think I might have a stick."
This one?
Your life is spinnin' out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
And everything is wrong. Nothin' seems right-ih
There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
Even your best friend has turned his back
But you can't let it bring you down, no, you've got to fight-eh
'Cause you try, but you can't let go___
[the tempo picks up and Coop begins to drum to the song on his steering wheel]
It's when you're down that you gotta get up-uh
Don't let 'em walk all over your face-uh
Stand up for yourself and make everything
Right again
[he switches from fingers to fists, his determination returning]
Even if some guy's tryin' to blackmail you
[he stops drumming, as the song seems to be addressing him]
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
It's up to you to let them know that it was all just part of
Some rich guy's evil plan
[he begins tapping the steering wheel again]
Look out ahead, there's a truck changin' lanes
[he hears a truck and looks off to his left]
You got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
[he checks his upper lip]
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
[he looks down with big eyes at his groin, then the radio, and thinks about turning it off]
'Less you start using topical cream everyday
[he turns the car around and goes back the way he came. A sign on the side of the road indicates where he's going - the airport]
My favorite from that one is at the end when Moranis starts to say to Martin I thought you... (Said you never shot a gun) and interrupted by Martin saying: "I Lied"
Heheh My wife smacked me cause I was laughing so hard in the theater...
GET OFF MY PLANE!
Never again will I allow our political self-interest to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right. Atrocity and terror are not political weapons. And to those who would use them, your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It's your turn to be afraid.
Harrison Ford as President James Marshall in 'Air Force One'
Doyle: What're you gonna do with that lawnmower blade?"
Karl: I aim to kill yo with it. Um Hum."
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
I love the way the reporter is gagging in that scene
"You know what I think... I think you should go home to Greenbow Ala-*BAMA*!"
LOL!
"He's so fast he doesn't wear pants!"
Doesn't he tell his family that Barney invented the rotary engine, too? LOL
Raising Arizona! Do I get a cookie?
Another favorite from RA: "We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us,
so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter."
I even named my cat critter cause of that.
From:..
Raising Arizona... Cohen Movies Rule!
You and me's just a fool's paradise."
In "Red River" (John Wayne, Montgomery Cliff) Matt and Ringo are checking out each others six guns and Ringo says," There's noting as fine as a good six gun except a Swiss Watch or a woman from anywhere!!"
(A barfight is brewing between Reynold's group and Bradshaw's, Reynolds slyly turns away from and then sucker punches Bradshaw right in the mouth. Bradshaw works his mouth, spits out a tooth and then smiles real big.)
Reynolds then says quietly to his group, "Boys, I think we're in trouble!"
"It ain't Ozzie and Harriet."
Hooper
Hooper
Why do they do that?? It's so much better when they just have no sound in the offensive spot.
The Breakfast Club is so funny edited up.
"Go fix me turkey pot pie!
What about you, dad?
Flip you! Go make me turkey pot pie, brat!"
Yep, and that one female is like "I thought Wankel invented the rotary engine!"
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