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Posted on 11/17/2004 9:52:02 AM PST by OLordWhatNow

This is fantastic! I have always wanted to put the similarities of the liberal voices out in the open to reveal the patters in what they trot out. Fantastic!


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To: OLordWhatNow
We Cool! You're lucky I was in a good mood or I would have sent ya this:

(Save it for someone you love)

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

221 posted on 11/17/2004 1:55:48 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

I don't know who originally authored that rant. It's the best I've ever read.


222 posted on 11/17/2004 1:57:58 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

It was called the ultimate flame. There is a thread on it somewhere around here with some posts on it telling where it came from.


223 posted on 11/17/2004 2:15:59 PM PST by xp38
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To: xp38

www.theultimateflame.com is one repository for it and some other fun stuff.


224 posted on 11/17/2004 2:17:58 PM PST by SlowBoat407 ( Just drive away and remove the piece of paper that is stuck to window later.)
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To: TexasCajun

Yes, newbies ALWAYS get a hard time. I guess we shoulda warned OLordWhatNow


225 posted on 11/17/2004 3:02:02 PM PST by buffyt (Hey Chirac, fermez votre bouche!!!!!)
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To: TexasCajun

Sounds like what sKerry REALLY wanted to say in his concession speech to President Bush!

Did you hear sKerry on the SINate floor today? Sean Hannity played sound clips and Sean kept saying "Loser. Loser loser loser. You lost. Blah Blah Blah." Then Sean said "Doesn't Kerry sound like some homeless man talking to himself down on the corner!"


226 posted on 11/17/2004 3:04:10 PM PST by buffyt (Hey Chirac, fermez votre bouche!!!!!)
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To: TexasCajun

We still love ya TC!


227 posted on 11/17/2004 3:05:10 PM PST by buffyt (Hey Chirac, fermez votre bouche!!!!!)
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To: TexasCajun

That is GREAT~! I wish I had that one back when I was breaking up with ex-boyfriends. GREAT POST~


228 posted on 11/17/2004 3:06:42 PM PST by buffyt (Hey Chirac, fermez votre bouche!!!!!)
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To: OLordWhatNow

Feel free to delete. Thanks... THANKS DELETED.


230 posted on 11/17/2004 6:34:03 PM PST by Henchman (BORK SPECTER. Email your friends and relatives. PLEASE do it now!)
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To: Bikers4Bush
"I have a pet newt." Ohtay, I newt the pet in da micwo.
231 posted on 11/17/2004 6:35:45 PM PST by Henchman (BORK SPECTER. Email your friends and relatives. PLEASE do it now!)
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To: mollynme
your post #188: "Great picture but it doesn't look like my part of the country is connected. Am I logged in?"

Heh, heh. It is a nice picture. I went to Google, selected the "image" tab and then entered "internet" into the search box.

Maybe the world wide web is differenct from the internet?

232 posted on 11/17/2004 6:50:13 PM PST by spald
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