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To: Darksheare

It seems like they're reading some secret FR instructions that the rest of us have missed:

1. Use dumb screen name.
2. Post brief vanity in Breaking News.
3. Don't use capital letters.
4. Don't use spell check.
5. Don't use paragraphs.
6. At least one major typso per three correct words.
7. Misuse at least one homophone.


27 posted on 11/17/2004 6:59:01 AM PST by Tax-chick (The whole world has gone crazy. Their beebers are stuned and there's no turning back.)
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To: Tax-chick

I was wondering if there was a handbook for such.


41 posted on 11/17/2004 7:07:52 AM PST by Darksheare (X)The belled one(X)
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To: Tax-chick
7. Misuse at least one homophone.

Isn't that a hate crime?

89 posted on 11/17/2004 7:45:00 AM PST by OSHA (Anything not forbidden is mandatory.)
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To: Tax-chick
New conspiracy theory:

Someone is home sick, or acted sick before Mom left for work. Now they are bored while home alone.
128 posted on 11/17/2004 8:58:19 AM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (God Bless our military)
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