[jocon307]

LOL, can somebody confirm that Healy was certified the winner in JC?

Hey, to us it's important!

[Prime Choice]

I also heard that Liberals hate that Bush won! WOW!

[Sally II]

I had a feeling that Scott would be convicted. It's just been a very good month for justice. Bush was elected again, Arafat died.... with those cosmic forces going on Scott didn't have a chance. :o))

[perez24]

Enough about that crap! Aren't you at all concerned about how the Democrats are going to recount the Ohio/Florida/New Mexico/Texas vote counts to give the election to Kerry?

[West Coast Conservative]

And I heard that Bush was re-elected.

[Larry Lucido]

Never mind all that. Any news on Arlen Spector?

[dighton]

Say, I just got this brand new email.

[palmer]

Damn, my peterson thread got pulled. I guess the mod didn't notice the sarcasm.

[GSWarrior]

Now Redwood City, CA can go back to being the armpit of the peninsula and stuff.

[jtminton]

ALREADY POSTED

[Wheee The People]

source? Link? and stop with the vanities :-)

[BenLurkin]

That is a false report on Arafat. He is still 'resting'. French authorities won't say what is ailing him though.

[Duke Nukum]

As I was drifting off to sleep early this morning, I think I saw giant BBQ pork sandwich disrupting the funeral by eating the mourners.

It was followed by a moose who was licking up the BBQ sauce that dripped to the ground and a giant wedge of cheddar that the bit the moose on the toe.

Then a UFO landed and a space alien that looked like Scott Peterson came out and declared "all your base are now belong to us, please, Uncle Grandfather!"

But by that time, most of the Palestinians and news mourners were being pre-digsted in the BBQ sauce layer of the giant sandwich, which had gotten really huge by this time.

Then suddenly, everything, the TV, my apartment, my cat, went to black and white, or monochrome, and my head panned to a corner of the room where Rod Paige was smoking a cigarette and informed me I had just entered the Dimlight Zone.

That's the last thing I remember. The next thing I know, its three days later and I'm wandering, nearly naked, down Highway 41 just south of Milwaukee.

Other then a diaper and $40,000 embedded in my left hand, I also have this chip in my head that is allowing me to surf the 'net and post anything I think to this forum.

Oh, there's Rod Paige again:

Portrait of a man in a diaper with $40,000 embedded in his left hand and a computer chip in his head wandering up Highway 41 just south of Milwaukee. But it could be Mr. Anyone in Anytown USA. You have now entered the Dimlight Zone(TM).