[Just another Joe]

Free Republic Smokers' Lounge theme song
Click on "I love this bar"

[Conspiracy Guy]

Morning Joe. To what do we owe the honor of the Lounge being open?

[Just another Joe]

Should we congregate on the outdoor patio today?

[BureaucratusMaximus]

Haven't had my fill of coffee today. Set me up with another cup-o-Joe Joe, and I need an ashtray over'ere.

BTW...discovered this site within the past week, thought I'd pass it on (them Native 'Mericans are pretty crafty): http://www.mailordercigarettes.biz/three-sisters-smoke.html Its going to be my new internet solution to $6+ per pack cig prices in Illinois. My first order took 3 days to ship from Lewiston, NY to the Chicago area via USPS FYI.

[raygun]

For those of you having an ugly chore to do, here's the quick and dirty way of CLEANING THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2 Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. smile (because you now feel much better!)

Betchya wonderin' why you never thought of that before, eh? Well, that's what distinguishes geniuses <\smug self righteousness on> - like me - from the normal gamut and run of the mill intellect, ah, (cough cough), the likes of, well, you know...

[SeaDragon]

Morning Joe, long time no see............

[Argh]

Hiya, Joe! According to the local Geek Service, my home computer is fixed. Whee! So I can harass the denizens of this fine establishment from home next week.

Proof that God Does Not Exist:
1) I can't see Him.

Proof that God Does Exist:
1)Beer.
2)Tobacco products
3)John Kerry lost BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA...

Sorry, Joe, that's what happens when the good guys win the election and I roll my own jokes.

[Texan5]

I was too busy to get by yesterday, so I thought I'd drop by this morning-I'll just help myself to a cup of coffee...