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Sharapova denied change of balls in Los Angeles
GoTennis ^ | 2004-11-10 06:01:33 GMT | Matthew Cronin

Posted on 11/10/2004 7:54:26 AM PST by theFIRMbss

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Other tennis babes
getting pointless attention
hurts Anna's stomach . . .


1 posted on 11/10/2004 7:54:26 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss

OHHHHHHH the double entendres that are possible here.....


2 posted on 11/10/2004 7:56:01 AM PST by NRA1995 (Free Republic Inaugural Ball II, here I come!!!)
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To: theFIRMbss

I read the headline and thought she was considering a sex-change operation.


3 posted on 11/10/2004 7:56:23 AM PST by TheBigB (Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! :))
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To: theFIRMbss

Insert joke here:


4 posted on 11/10/2004 7:56:32 AM PST by Finalapproach29er (You can drive from coast to coast and never pass through a single county won by Kerry.)
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To: theFIRMbss

Denied in L.A., well then she should come to Cleveland....


5 posted on 11/10/2004 7:57:13 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Don't blame me, I volunteered for Toomey)
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To: Junior

It's a sports ping....really.


6 posted on 11/10/2004 7:57:33 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: theFIRMbss

"It's very important to help players who are injured," she added.
Even if other players like Tretorn and are not getting injured, I think the best thing is to help the girls who are."


oh brother..or should I say oh big brother.


7 posted on 11/10/2004 7:59:53 AM PST by socialismisinsidious ("A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.")
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To: NRA1995
> ...the WTA consulted experts and other players as to whether the balls had become a problem ...

"Martina, any
difficulties with the balls?"
"No, my balls are fine."

8 posted on 11/10/2004 7:59:58 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss
Reminds me of this: if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. The Senate leadership might need some attention in this regard also.
9 posted on 11/10/2004 8:00:01 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Now that you are engaged in the political process, stay engaged!)
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To: NRA1995

``OHHHHHHH the double entendres that are possible here.....``

I don't know what that means but I gots lots of testicle jokes that would work well here.


10 posted on 11/10/2004 8:00:09 AM PST by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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To: theFIRMbss

Well, that picture in the article sure proves something about balls, or the lack thereof.


11 posted on 11/10/2004 8:02:50 AM PST by KellyAdmirer
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To: theFIRMbss

Huh...uh..huh...She said "balls."

12 posted on 11/10/2004 8:03:06 AM PST by bourbon
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To: theFIRMbss

Would this be the time to resurrect all the Billie Jean King jokes?


13 posted on 11/10/2004 8:03:07 AM PST by speedy
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To: theFIRMbss

LOL!!!


14 posted on 11/10/2004 8:03:08 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: TheBigB; presidio9; martin_fierro

Ping, because I know how closely you all follow women's tennis.


15 posted on 11/10/2004 8:04:19 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: theFIRMbss

When she turns 18, she should contact me about some balls.


16 posted on 11/10/2004 8:05:01 AM PST by LanPB01
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To: speedy
>Would this be the time to resurrect all the Billie Jean King jokes?


17 posted on 11/10/2004 8:05:45 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss

Tennis, ice skating, volleyball ... I have no use for the other women sports and their "superstars". Even the volleyball babes are too Amazon/lezbo same as woman's basketball and soccer ....ugggggggg


18 posted on 11/10/2004 8:06:09 AM PST by dennisw (G_D - against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: theFIRMbss

I don't see the big deal here. Liberals routinely exchange their balls for marshmallows.........


19 posted on 11/10/2004 8:06:29 AM PST by standupfortruth
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To: NRA1995

It must make some putters stand on end..


20 posted on 11/10/2004 8:07:31 AM PST by sheik yerbouty
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