[Robert A Cook PE]

Well?

You might "claim" you have note from your mommy for missing class, but the croquettes won't believe it until they can sneak a peek. (Er, see you hand it in to da Teach)

[TexasNative2000]

deer teacher,

Pleez excuse my TexasNative2000's absence for the last 2 years. He was sick and in the hospitul and then bit by owr dog and then got lost on the way home from the Wal-Mart. He's a gud boy and never meens no harm.

Thank you,

My mom.