[xsmommy]

you are the dream interpreter, i had a vivid dream right before i woke up. i dreamt that i had to drive the kids to Cincinnati, by myself and we were already getting a late start and it was going to be some monstruously long drive. i had to go to the bathroom and didn't want to start on the roadtrip with a full bladder so i stopped at a gas station and there was this hugely long line, and i had all of these arab women getting in front of me! i was making no progress in the line bc all of them kept getting in line ahead of me! is that weird or what!

[NeoCaveman]

Cincinnati? That's your subconscious getting you to warn me not to take that job in Cincinatti. OK I won't. Heck I'm not even sure how you spell Cincinnati

[Texan5]

As per psychologist Migene Whippler:

Arabs, male or female in traditional dress symbolize treacherous enemies, and the bathroom thing indicates negative influences around the dreamer. Waiting in line means the dreamer is impatient with someone, and a road trip indicates adventures. Being late is interpreted as not believing oneself as being able to perform an upcoming task to expectations. Sounds like you are anticipating your upcoming marathon with some misgivings...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Calling Mr. Argh......... would you please interpret XS's dream at #43? I'm sure you, as a Sigmund Freud enthusiast, will find all kinds of sexual references....... Texan5 just thought XS was peeved because she was running late....... (ok, sort of)

[Argh]

This one's easy. Xs, Cincinnati's about the most prudish city in the U.S. Your going there is indicative of your deep desire to live the life of a nice clean Catholic girl. You're anxious to achieve this maidenly nirvana, but it's going to be a LONG trip, testing your patience severely (hence the frustratingly long line at the pit stop), because you've lived your life like such a whyisa so far. Your dream brain has translated paradise's 72 virgins (reflective of your guilt about your dissolute lifestyle) into Arab women holding up the show. Similarly, your kids being along are also emblematic of your feelings of guilt.

You're welcome. Please send me $20 U.S. for this superb interpretation. Thank you. I hope you get over it.