Well if you insist on being a pain in the rear there is a full menu of real food, mostly Polish, at Club 505, which also features the area's best place to polka.
i would also insist on a dance....
hey, i have an idea for a new children's book.... If you give a Polack a Pierogie.... : )
if you give a Polack a Pierogie... he is going to want some sour cream to go with it....