Hahaha! You would think that by moving all the way to the middle of nowhere there would be fewer chances of encountering neighbors from hell-but noooo-instead, we have one right next door and another one 1/4 mile up the road...
ROTF....Kinda like a New York executive who retires to a farm, and a week later his serial rapist next door neighbor gets out on parole after a 20 year stretch.