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Psychotherapist for the Blue
Posted on 11/09/2004 5:46:52 PM PST by vanburen
Bruce Bottom told his psychotherapist for 2 whole days, I layed in the corner drooling & making weird sounds...When I awoke very early Thursday morning, I remember making coffee and sitting down with a cup at the computer machine..
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I got the vague blurred impression that I was curled up in the fetal position, and I could see a dust bunny in the corner in great detail, but I knew that dust bunnies didn't talk
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posted on
11/09/2004 5:46:52 PM PST
by
vanburen
To: vanburen
Thank you Bruce. I hope you clicked on FR for some cheerin' up when you got that there computer machine workin'.
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posted on
11/09/2004 5:48:02 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: vanburen
Is it Adam and Steve or Adam and Bruce?
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posted on
11/09/2004 5:49:18 PM PST
by
dennisw
(G_D - against Amelek for all generations.)
To: vanburen
"I got the vague blurred impression that I was curled up in the fetal position, and I could see a dust bunny in the corner in great detail, but I knew that dust bunnies didn't talk, as this one did. It kept echoing a phrase or mantra that I couldn't quite make out...'mandate'...'exit polls'....Kerry-Edwards....'massive turnout'...'4 more beers, 4 more beers'.....then the silence of the grave."
And when I woke up, I was in bed, naked, with the paperboy. And that, Your Honor, is what REALLY happened, so help me God!
To: vanburen
Bruce Bottom told his psychotherapist for 2 whole days, I layed in the corner drooling & making weird sounds...When I awoke very early Thursday morning, I remember making coffee and sitting down with a cup at the computer machine....then, everything turned bright white, then completely black. I felt a dull thud, and heard a sound like a pumpkin smashing against a side of beef.
Every few hours, I would drift back into lucidity, just long enough to realize I was laying in the corner of the living room with spittle running down my cheek and into a large puddle at my chin. and I could hear a weird voice off in the distance. I later realized it was my own voice, but I didn't hear words, only groans and occasional burps.
One time when I blurred back into almost consciousness, I saw my dear wife, Bobby, over at the edge of the room, but he looked like he was 20 miles away, and I remember that the sensation of time passing had vanished, and I seemed to be locked in a ripple between time and space.
I got the vague blurred impression that I was curled up in the fetal position, and I could see a dust bunny in the corner in great detail, but I knew that dust bunnies didn't talk, as this one did. It kept echoing a phrase or mantra that I couldn't quite make out...'mandate'...'exit polls'....Kerry-Edwards....'massive turnout'...'4 more beers, 4 more beers'.....then the silence of the grave.
What a great, great week. Talk about crushing your enemies. seeing them driven before you AND HEARING THE LAMENATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!!
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posted on
11/09/2004 5:55:50 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: vanburen
Look, Bruce, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there aren't people out to get you.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:01:33 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
To: Tribune7
Did you catch the part that Bobby, his wife is another guy?
I'm not sure if this whole thing was induced by drugs or an alien invasion of SF.
To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
Used the masculine pronoun twice. Cuts down the chance it was a typo.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:25:40 PM PST
by
Tribune7
To: vanburen
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
This sounds like the guy named "mopaul" on DU. Check out THIS THREAD. Has a DUmmie been outed?
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:48:17 PM PST
by
DameAutour
("Go carefully. Be conservative. Be sure you are right - and then don't be afraid")
To: vanburen
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:33 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
(Bush still rules. The sun shines over America.)
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