Doctor Discovers the 'Orgasmatron'

ABC News ^ | Nov. 9, 2004

[Constitution Day]

Ah, I know. I just liked the cartoon.

[Pinetop]

That reminds me, does this mean that Kerry now has to a huckster for ED products?

[I'm ALL Right!]

I have a TINS unit I used on my upper back after I got whiplash....hmmmmmm

[unspun]

If you try it, don't ping your FReepers at the same time. It might stune your beeber.

[I'm ALL Right!]

ROTFLMBO!!!!!

[Yo-Yo]

Sleeper was a 1973 Woody Allen movie. I believe that predates Motorhead.

Sleeper
By Jim Emerson

If Interiors was Woody Allen's Bergman movie, and Stardust Memories was his Fellini movie, then you could say that Sleeper is his Buster Keaton movie. Relying more on visual/conceptual/slapstick gags than his trademark verbal wit, Sleeper is probably the funniest of what would become known as Allen's "early, funny films" and a milestone in his development as a director. Allen plays Miles Monroe, cryogenically frozen in 1973 (he went into the hospital for an ulcer operation) and unthawed 200 years later. Society has become a sterile, Big Brother-controlled dystopia, and Miles joins the underground resistance--joined by a pampered rich woman (Diane Keaton at her bubbliest). Among the most famous gags are Miles's attempt to impersonate a domestic-servant robot; the Orgasmatron, a futuristic home appliance that provides instant pleasure; a McDonald's sign boasting how-many-trillions served; and an inflatable suit that provides the means for a quick getaway. The kooky unthawing scenes were later blatantly (and admittedly) ripped off by Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

[kingu]

Could make for some pretty interesting pavlovian training - just need to get codes for all the Barbara Streisands of the world. Show a picture of George Bush and BLAMO!!

Forget that.. Give a cracked remote control to Karl Rove. The 'mastermind' could use some sighs of adoration when he walks around the distinguished senators.

[tacticalogic]

Niven's tasp.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Not necessary! ;D

[Dems_R_Losers]

If Rove can figure out a way to subsidize this, Republicans will eliminate the gender gap!

[TheBigB]

Wasn't Orgasmatron the evil cyborg that the Six Million Dollar Man fought??

No, wait, that was Maskatron. :)

[Hemingway's Ghost]

(BTW, Lemmy is God).

The only time it's easy is when I'm . . .

KILLED BY DEATH!

[Shryke]

The only monster I remember the 6MM fighting was that badass Mars lander. He had to hook it to a helicopter and make it pop, if I remember correctly.

[Shryke]

I have some weird guilty feeling not pinging you to this thread. Apparently my medical records have been made public.

[TheBigB]

It was a Venus Probe. :)

Ah, here we are...

[Hegewisch Dupa]

IIRC, Steve also battled Bigfoot.

(God I need a life)

[Shryke]

Dude, I HAD both those dolls! Good Lord. Those were the only dolls I ever owned (except for inflatables). Moved on to Legos after that.

[TheBigB]

Yep, played by Andre the Giant...

[BossLady]

"She said it was difficult to part with the orgasmatron when the study ended."

Wonder what the hubby/boyfriend had to say about it???? LOL!

[Cannoneer No. 4]

ping