[Willie Green]

Yeah, most of my Pittsburgh gallavantin' was done on an underage teenager's tight budget.
I didn't get more sophisticacted, suave and deboner in my approach until I was off to college and outta da 'Burgh.
Of course, I still managed to go "cruisin' for burgers" sometimes when I was home on term break, but the ol' wallet was still a little skinny for that sort of thing back then.

[Willie Green]

Ooooops, forgot to mention, I DO recognize the names of the places you mentioned.
I just wasn't quite in that league at the time.