I hear ya, and I should have noted sarcasm. Got some gasoline [where I shouldn't have] when I was a teen. Oh, lord did I say some foul words.
Had to use acetone to fix a messup while fixing a cracked knick-knack.
Well, someone being helpful bumped the bottle over into my lap.
Thankfully it was just the insides of my thinghs right above the knees.. but it still burned like heck!
I'm afraid I was most unappreciative of help that day.
*chuckle*