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To: xsmommy

Homework.

Yes, the liberals are peripathetic.

Actually, they're also Kerrypathethic, Barrypathethic, and Billypathetic, and Hllrypathethic..


46 posted on 11/09/2004 5:54:22 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

A++ robt. i was just thinking that KERRYpathetic was a good usage. you get extra plussage for that... ++


47 posted on 11/09/2004 5:55:28 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; maxwell; All
NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE [John Derbyshire at NRO]

This one's doing the rounds: "A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named 'Governmentium.' Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. "Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as 'Critical Morass.' You will know it when you see it."

110 posted on 11/09/2004 9:10:12 AM PST by Argh
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