[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Unfortunately, my television reception is so horrid that I wasn't able to watch CBS News anchor Dan Rather's biannual nervous breakdown.

Holding an election without being able to listen to an endless stream of entertaining gibberish uttered by Dan Rather is like reading an Anne Rice novel without running into a blood-sucking lesbian vampire.

[SoDak]

Ha! What are we going to do when he retires? No one gives near the manic performance of Rather on campaign night.