[GodBlessUSA]

Lol! I never watch CBS. This is a joke right? Just an exaggeration? He didn't really say any of these things did he?

[wimpycat]

During a drive-by of CBS on Election Night, I did actually hear him say the thing about the lead being thin as turnip soup. And he did say something about if you had to bet the rent money, you'd bet on Bush winning. It's not on this list; it's a variation of the comment about betting the double-wide. It's apparently well-known that he says this stuff on election nights.