[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Random FReeper:

Eek! How did I wind up here?

(Scratches head in puzzlement. Looks around for available Greyhound bus.)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

[tuliptree76]

Anyway, I hope you folks like a vanity thread that's unrelated to certain parts of the female anatomy.

Yeah, I'm expecting about twenty replies to this one.

You have had quite a few replies to your thread. ;-)