Unfortunately, that underbrush is-essentially-the fullest extent of my whiskers.
Once I realized that I wasn't going to develop one of those traditional Pashtoun/Robert Bork-style beards, I decided to pack it in and grab the nearest razor.
205 posted on 12/11/2004 10:18:21 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
(Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)