Posted on 11/04/2004 5:33:28 PM PST by BigWaveBetty
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Momments ago I heard a radio report that the Secretary of State, Chet Culver, a clone of his father former Senator John Culver (D-IA), said he will NOT call the race until next week when the all provisional ballots have been considered.
Is he a Rat?
The article says there are too few remaining ballot to change the outcome of the tally. Are you saying that's wrong? Or just that he won't certify yet?
He's a RAT and he won't certify. He looks like a total fool.
Ole Chet wants to be the next Governor of Iowa and he is going to get as much face time as possible out of this under the guise of making sure every legal ballot is considered.
State House opperatives are shaking their heads. With any luck at all he will drag this on long enough to totally destroy his chances at any of the No Party voters.
Time to break out the "Sore Loserman" signs!
Did you hear Rush in the first hour? He's heard through the Washington grapevine that he might be up for McAwful's job. If that's the case, you know who the next Dem candidate will be. Like it was a big secret.
The Canadian website "Marry an American" is reaching out to help weary liberal Americans who can no longer tolerate their president, asking Canadians to marry someone from south of the border(Marryanamerican.ca )
A new Pledge
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer
are not allowed in most public schools anymore
because the word "God" is mentioned....
a kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer.
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
Jesus said, " If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father."
He was really whining tonite on the radio. He says every legal ballot MUST be counted and he will not call the race until he has those ballots counted. Dufus!
[PageSix]
November 6, 2004 -- A WASHINGTON source reports running into Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz as they were going into the VIP post-election party in the Reagan building. "I asked Wolfie if the mathematician in him worried when he saw the exit polls," our source relates. "He quipped: 'The exit polls must have been done by the IAEA [International Atomic Energy Agency].' " The IAEA is the U.N.-sponsored group responsible for spreading the disinformation that ended up on the front page of the Times about 380 tons of missing Iraqi explosives.
heh heh heh!
LOL great line.
Wow, isn't that the truth! Wolfie has 'em pegged.
David Brooks gives the dims their post election dose of Castor Oil...
Every election year, we in the commentariat come up with a story line to explain the result, and the story line has to have two features. First, it has to be completely wrong. Second, it has to reassure liberals that they are morally superior to the people who just defeated them.
In past years, the story line has involved Angry White Males, or Willie Horton-bashing racists. This year, the official story is that throngs of homophobic, Red America values-voters surged to the polls to put George Bush over the top.
This theory certainly flatters liberals, and it is certainly wrong.
Here are the facts. As Andrew Kohut of the Pew Research Center points out, there was no disproportionate surge in the evangelical vote this year. Evangelicals made up the same share of the electorate this year as they did in 2000. There was no increase in the percentage of voters who are pro-life. Sixteen percent of voters said abortions should be illegal in all circumstances. There was no increase in the percentage of voters who say they pray daily. Continued
Well, we're decked out in our blue and gold and headed to WVU's homecoming game (Mr. M's alma mater) against Temple, so I'll see you all later. Go Mountaineers!
Have fun and Go Mountaineers!
Good Morning. It's been sort of quiet here. Did you move without leaving a forwarding address?
Good quiet morning up there.
Subject: Human History lesson #1
Division of the human family into 2 distinct political groups began some 12,000 years ago. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains in the summer & would go to the beach & live on fish & lobster in winter.
The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer & the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.
These were the foundations of modern civilization & together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals & Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking & killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker & less skilled at hunting learned to live Off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's; doing the sewing, fetching & hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girleymen'.
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, the invention of group therapy & group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat & beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, & French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood & group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer and eat red meat & potatoes. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers,athletes & generally anyone who works productively outside government.Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers & decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame & created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history.
And now for some sage advise (cough, cough)from the Dim Guru:
It would be "a mistake for our party to sit around and . . . whine about this and that or the other thing," he said.
Mr Clinton attributed the loss to a failure to combat how Republicans portrayed Democrats to small-town America. "If we let people believe that our party doesn't believe in faith and family, doesn't believe in work and freedom, that's our fault," he said.
Democrats "need a clear national message, and they have to do this without one big advantage the Republicans have, which is they won't have a theological message that basically paints the other guy as evil," he said.Story
Clinton, you ignorant slut, the only evil the president ever talked about were terrorists. Most everyone in your party sneers at people of faith, you all laugh at the thought that people believe in a higher power, your party and it's fringe groups scream bloody murder if a teacher wears a cross around her neck while teaching. Your candidate devoted two weeks at the end of the campaign trying to convince the American people he's really a godly man, kind of like an after thought. I could go on and on. If you associate your party with evil, well, that's quite telling.
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