Need help!!!

There is no source. | 11/04/04 | fat kid

[fat kid]

I am new to free republic and I need to learn how to do..... well... to do stuff. Is freeper someone who is a member to free republic or what... so please reply!!!

[itsamelman]

[facedown]

It's time for another posting refresher course - Volume 3 (Welcome Newbies)

[EggsAckley]

repeat troll?

[BreitbartSentMe]

Are you calling out the kitties?

[Sender]

I am new to free republic and I need to learn how to do..... well... to do stuff.

Welcome to FR! Lurk and browse awhile, see how things are done. If we like you, we'll take you into our inner circle and teach you the Ritual of the Beeber on Stune, along with other cool stuff. Also zotting. And the host in the sun. When you can walk without tearing the rice paper, you will be ready.

[sausageseller]

Here is my advice to everyone new to FR.:

Treat FR like a classroom.

sit down and shut up.

Listen to the teacher(s).

You may speak but ready to defend yourself.

There are tons of very intelligent people here who will kick your butt in a millisecond.

Welcome to FR , heed the warnings! ( use the spell check)

[bad company]

To Free Republic

[AQGeiger]

This troll comes back repeatedly. Always poses as a newbie wanting to ask questions. Exact same MO. Last night he was tomcarr, a liberal wanting to engage in rational discussion with conservatives. Sometimes he poses as somebody who's conservative but totally clueless. Eventually though, he shows his true colors, and gets to pride himself on the fact that he's wasted the time of a few more unsuspecting FReepers.

I suggest that nobody waste their time on this one. He'll be zotted by the end of the thread, anyway.

[EggsAckley]

Aha. Waiting and watching.

[Asphalt]

I learned that the hard way. Had tons of threads pulled. Now I try to avoind posting threads because no one seems to find interesting what I find interesting, but I find interesting what everyone else finds interesting so I am happy.

BTW, you have me beat by a year.(though I was 13 when I started.)

[Asphalt]

Inntteerrressttinng. Will check up on him now and then. We'll see.

[Delta 21]

Not another troll !?!

[KC_Conspirator]

First off, don't be put off by someone that might throw an insult or criticism your way. If you are that young and interested in world events and politics, you have already beat 99% of kdis your age.

[King Prout]

your brother "GoBush123" got roasted for this same kind of thing earlier today.
assuming you are not he.

first piece of advice: don't do what you just did (posting a truly needless question as a stand-alone post) - it attracts hundreds of little bright shiny red dots that tend to congregate on your torso and forehead. I'll leave you to guess what comes after...

[TBarnett34]

I'll leave you to guess what comes after...

[King Prout]

Here is my advice to everyone new to FR: Treat FR like a classroom.
sit down and shut up.
Listen to the teacher(s).
You may speak but ready to defend yourself.
There are tons of very intelligent people here who will kick your butt in a millisecond.
Welcome to FR , heed the warnings! ( use the spell check)
26 posted on 11/04/2004 6:18:47 PM EST by sausageseller

that is excellent. May I include it on my homepage?

[King Prout]

*snrfle!*

you are so BAD!

[Darksheare]

At least it's not that scene from Star Trek: First Contact where the dark room has hundreds of Borg laser sights show up..
(That'd be the Mods being funny.)

[King Prout]

naw... that'd be the Mods being SERIES.

[Darksheare]

Series would be the pic from Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy has to race the giant bowling ball..
HUGH would be the Alien Queen pointing with one finger and saying "Pull my finger!"
Hmm..