"First off, 'cuz y'all called me a dumb redneck. Second, 'cuz y'all want to have two fellers gettin' hitched. If that's smart, I wanna be dumb. Third, y'all think if ol' man Smithers who owns the flickermajigger factory has to pay more taxes, he'll do it with a smile and give evverbody a raise. That dog don't hunt. He'll close the factory and move out to Key Largo like he's been talkin' since 1974, and nobody'll work nor pay taxes. Fourth, even a dumb redneck can figger that Wahhabi Islam and Al Qaeda and the rest of those forks are all busy trying to hold down Falluja and that means they ain't forkin' up Fredericksburg. So why donch'y'all ask Mr. Leahy how to do what Mr. Cheney told him to do, and foller suit."
LOL - Yeah you tell 'em Bobby Mack.