Since apartment maintenance folks are possibly in here when I'm not, my fulsome collection of weaponry will remain closeted, rather than becoming the Museum of Slaughter they so richly deserve to be :)
(Since they are all but three ex-military weapons, I can only say that Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns while I've owned them).
You owned Ted Kennedy's car?
And there's nothing metrosexual about lighthouses. Durn inlanders...