Miss Cotton, I'm sure it's not crap, of all the HHD's, you are one that really has a way with words. And HHD's, for whatever reason, are good wordsmiths.
Heh...well this isn't a very serious effort since it's a journal parody. Lots of everyday details, mostly, and not very interesting to the outsider. But I'm thinking of it as a good exercise in descriptive writing - I think it'll be helpful in that sense!
I want to work on some more serious writing after November is over, though.