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Posted on 11/03/2004 6:16:42 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: TalonDJ; Overtaxed
And I found that by searching for Acme anvil. Heh...
5,541
posted on
12/03/2004 7:05:49 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: Overtaxed
Impossible we at acme only give out catalogs to ducks and coyotes. There is no way a rabbit or a roadrunner would be able to operate our products.
5,542
posted on
12/03/2004 7:05:52 PM PST
by
TalonDJ
(hmmm need more beer)
To: RosieCotton
LOL!
I hate that roadrunner.
To: Overtaxed
5,544
posted on
12/03/2004 7:06:45 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: RosieCotton
Ah yes, the mark 7 balloon assisted anvil delivery system. Always a top seller.
5,545
posted on
12/03/2004 7:07:06 PM PST
by
TalonDJ
(hmmm need more beer)
To: TalonDJ
Not as cool as the mark 12 rocketpowered anvil but that is still in testing....
5,546
posted on
12/03/2004 7:07:55 PM PST
by
TalonDJ
(hmmm need more beer)
To: TalonDJ
So you're saying that Acme is pre-programmed to favor roadrunners and rabbits?
To: Overtaxed
I smell a lawsuit...where's John Edwards when you need him?
5,548
posted on
12/03/2004 7:10:31 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: TalonDJ
perfecting rocket powered devices is alwasy a challenge here at Acme because we ensure all our rocket powered devices are equipped with the launch point return system. In the event of loss of control all rocket powered devices will return to the point of departure within a short time. More advanced systems will return to the person who initiated launch regardless of any movement by that person. We always strive to prevent rocket powered devices from getting away from the control of the user and this small but critical safety feature is just one example of our ongoing commitment to customer service. So far we have had zero complaints about loss control of any systems equipped with this handy feature.
5,549
posted on
12/03/2004 7:12:34 PM PST
by
TalonDJ
(hmmm need more beer)
To: RosieCotton
Well that wouldn't make a very good cartoon!
To: Overtaxed
Certainly not. They would not be able to operate the gear which is why we do not send catalogs to them.
5,551
posted on
12/03/2004 7:14:14 PM PST
by
TalonDJ
(hmmm need more beer)
To: TalonDJ
Did Acme test the efficacy of their equipment when operated by coyotes and ducks in the vicinity of roadrunners and rabbits? The frequency of backfires in conjunction with the presence of roadrunners and rabbits is too high to be merely chance.
To: Overtaxed
you have apparently bee watching the viscous lies and propaganda spread by our competitors.
those wascally wabbits
5,553
posted on
12/03/2004 7:27:13 PM PST
by
TalonDJ
(hmmm need more beer)
To: TalonDJ
Hehehe...I wouldn't mind having one of those portable holes, though.
To: Overtaxed
I am afraid those have been recalled. Too many customers getting lost in them. Bad for liability don't ya know.
5,555
posted on
12/03/2004 7:30:55 PM PST
by
TalonDJ
(hmmm need more beer)
To: TalonDJ
Gosh...just finished episode 41. I had kind of seen this coming for the last little bit...but this is just not fair!
5,556
posted on
12/03/2004 7:31:29 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: TalonDJ
To: RosieCotton; TalonDJ
To: Overtaxed
5,559
posted on
12/03/2004 7:58:30 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: Overtaxed; TalonDJ
*yawn*
Think it's time for me to hit the hay.
I get to sleep-in tomorrow! Hooray!
5,560
posted on
12/03/2004 7:59:11 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
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