"Somewhere, in a distant forest, a killer rabbit awaits."
The shocking result will have global repurcussions, Times reports.
From obscurity, ex-Soviet leader Gorbachev is quoted as demanding that Russian parliament immediately disband and that millions of citizens return to Soviet-style gulags.
In Berlin, dutiful Germans begin rebuilding wall in the middle of the city.
On the campaign trail in Iowa, Senator John Kerry says "I voted for Carter before I voted against him." He declares allegiance to Carter and returns to Boston to find nuclear freeze buttons.
In Minnesota, ex-Vice President Walter Mondale declares, "I'm not a loser after all." Immediately plots massive tax hike.
In Michigan, citizens assemble in impromptu gas lines.
Amy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her studies on the dangers of nuclear war.
Somewhere, in a distant forest, a killer rabbit awaits.
Greetings, visitor from the future.
Adios.
Give that man a rubber peanut!
Ah, give the guy a break (if he ever comes back, that is). This post showed humor and intelligence. Some FReepers can be like crotchety old women: "You kids stay out my yard! That ball's MINE now!!!"