Received tip that tomorrow's New York Times will report that investigation jointly conducted with 60 Minutes has revealed that due to massive voter fraud and disenfranchisment, Jimmy Carter actually defeated Ronald Reagan in 1980.
The shocking result will have global repurcussions, Times reports.
From obscurity, ex-Soviet leader Gorbachev is quoted as demanding that Russian parliament immediately disband and that millions of citizens return to Soviet-style gulags.
In Berlin, dutiful Germans begin rebuilding wall in the middle of the city.
On the campaign trail in Iowa, Senator John Kerry says "I voted for Carter before I voted against him." He declares allegiance to Carter and returns to Boston to find nuclear freeze buttons.
In Minnesota, ex-Vice President Walter Mondale declares, "I'm not a loser after all." Immediately plots massive tax hike.
In Michigan, citizens assemble in impromptu gas lines.
Amy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her studies on the dangers of nuclear war.
Somewhere, in a distant forest, a killer rabbit awaits.
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To: Arizona_Wonder
2 posted on
10/26/2004 7:51:11 PM PDT by
jdm
To: Arizona_Wonder
I have to change my underwear now. Thanks a lot!
3 posted on
10/26/2004 7:51:15 PM PDT by
Perdogg
(Dubya - Right Man, Right Job, at the Right Time!)
To: Arizona_Wonder
Welcome to FR. This may be a ZOT post, but it was pretty funny.
4 posted on
10/26/2004 7:51:24 PM PDT by
Trippin
To: Arizona_Wonder
Arizona_Wonder
Since Oct 27, 2004
ummmmm, whatever you say
5 posted on
10/26/2004 7:51:33 PM PDT by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: Arizona_Wonder
6 posted on
10/26/2004 7:51:34 PM PDT by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: Arizona_Wonder
ZOT !!!
7 posted on
10/26/2004 7:52:04 PM PDT by
kingattax
To: Arizona_Wonder
Are you an idiot or do you just play one on TV?
8 posted on
10/26/2004 7:52:28 PM PDT by
zarf
(Toilet paper medicated with aloe is the greatest invention since the electric light!!)
To: Arizona_Wonder
That is some surprise. Amy Carter now the head of IAMSTUPID, the UN Nuclear outfit formerly headed by ElBaradei
To: Arizona_Wonder
How did you join Oct 27th. Is this a message from the future? :p
To: Arizona_Wonder
It's funny that democrats can't actually run on their agenda, isn't it?
But... that's because the US has been rejecting their agenda since 1994.
11 posted on
10/26/2004 7:52:52 PM PDT by
AlGone2001
(If liberals must lie to advance their agenda, why is liberalism good for me?)
To: Arizona_Wonder
An embarrasement to the State of Arizona!
To: Arizona_Wonder
Yes, I've heard the NYT has it on good authority that George Bush is drowning kittens in the White House. Can't wait to read the details....
13 posted on
10/26/2004 7:53:24 PM PDT by
daguberment
("Kin I git me a huntin license here?")
To: Arizona_Wonder
Amy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her studies on the dangers of nuclear war.Amy Jimmy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her his studies on the dangers of nuclear war.
14 posted on
10/26/2004 7:53:32 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
To: Arizona_Wonder
Somewhere, in a distant forest, a killer rabbit awaits. The one that Jimmah had the SS agent beat with an oar? Bet Jimmah's still shakey over that.
15 posted on
10/26/2004 7:53:42 PM PDT by
BigWaveBetty
(Can I get me a hunting license here?)
To: Arizona_Wonder; admin
No, wait, don't zot him! He's funny! He's got to be one of us! THEY don't know how to be funny.
To: Arizona_Wonder
18 posted on
10/26/2004 7:54:37 PM PDT by
bad company
(What exactly is the plan john?)
To: Darksheare
I can't figure out which side this guy is on, but it's a pretty funny post.
21 posted on
10/26/2004 7:55:25 PM PDT by
Samwise
(If you want to understand the differences between the two parties, study the nature of their enemies)
To: Arizona_Wonder
AZ_Wonder -- Freepers prefer Newbies to dip a pinkie toe in first but this is not a bad splash for your first time in the water. Welcome to Freerepublic!
To: Arizona_Wonder
To FRee republic.
24 posted on
10/26/2004 7:58:13 PM PDT by
bad company
(What exactly is the plan john?)
To: Arizona_Wonder
This guy! This is definatley a ZOT, first post & no reply, but by far one of the most entertaining in some time.
26 posted on
10/26/2004 7:59:59 PM PDT by
AZamericonnie
(I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...)
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