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Received tip that tomorrow's New York Times will report that investigation jointly conducted with 60 Minutes has revealed that due to massive voter fraud and disenfranchisment, Jimmy Carter actually defeated Ronald Reagan in 1980.

The shocking result will have global repurcussions, Times reports.

From obscurity, ex-Soviet leader Gorbachev is quoted as demanding that Russian parliament immediately disband and that millions of citizens return to Soviet-style gulags.

In Berlin, dutiful Germans begin rebuilding wall in the middle of the city.

On the campaign trail in Iowa, Senator John Kerry says "I voted for Carter before I voted against him." He declares allegiance to Carter and returns to Boston to find nuclear freeze buttons.

In Minnesota, ex-Vice President Walter Mondale declares, "I'm not a loser after all." Immediately plots massive tax hike.

In Michigan, citizens assemble in impromptu gas lines.

Amy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her studies on the dangers of nuclear war.

Somewhere, in a distant forest, a killer rabbit awaits.

1 posted on 10/26/2004 7:50:04 PM PDT by Arizona_Wonder
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To: Arizona_Wonder

Bye, bye.


2 posted on 10/26/2004 7:51:11 PM PDT by jdm
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To: Arizona_Wonder

I have to change my underwear now. Thanks a lot!


3 posted on 10/26/2004 7:51:15 PM PDT by Perdogg (Dubya - Right Man, Right Job, at the Right Time!)
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To: Arizona_Wonder

Welcome to FR. This may be a ZOT post, but it was pretty funny.


4 posted on 10/26/2004 7:51:24 PM PDT by Trippin
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To: Arizona_Wonder

Arizona_Wonder
Since Oct 27, 2004


ummmmm, whatever you say


5 posted on 10/26/2004 7:51:33 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Arizona_Wonder

Very good!


6 posted on 10/26/2004 7:51:34 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: Arizona_Wonder
ZOT !!!
7 posted on 10/26/2004 7:52:04 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: Arizona_Wonder

Are you an idiot or do you just play one on TV?


8 posted on 10/26/2004 7:52:28 PM PDT by zarf (Toilet paper medicated with aloe is the greatest invention since the electric light!!)
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To: Arizona_Wonder

That is some surprise. Amy Carter now the head of IAMSTUPID, the UN Nuclear outfit formerly headed by ElBaradei


9 posted on 10/26/2004 7:52:32 PM PDT by Jose Roberto
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To: Arizona_Wonder

How did you join Oct 27th. Is this a message from the future? :p


10 posted on 10/26/2004 7:52:41 PM PDT by bahblahbah
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It's funny that democrats can't actually run on their agenda, isn't it?

But... that's because the US has been rejecting their agenda since 1994.


11 posted on 10/26/2004 7:52:52 PM PDT by AlGone2001 (If liberals must lie to advance their agenda, why is liberalism good for me?)
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To: Arizona_Wonder

An embarrasement to the State of Arizona!


12 posted on 10/26/2004 7:53:09 PM PDT by Arizona Carolyn
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Yes, I've heard the NYT has it on good authority that George Bush is drowning kittens in the White House. Can't wait to read the details....


13 posted on 10/26/2004 7:53:24 PM PDT by daguberment ("Kin I git me a huntin license here?")
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Amy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her studies on the dangers of nuclear war.

Amy Jimmy Carter returns to White House, and resumes her his studies on the dangers of nuclear war.

14 posted on 10/26/2004 7:53:32 PM PDT by b4its2late (John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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Somewhere, in a distant forest, a killer rabbit awaits.

The one that Jimmah had the SS agent beat with an oar? Bet Jimmah's still shakey over that.

15 posted on 10/26/2004 7:53:42 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Can I get me a hunting license here?)
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No, wait, don't zot him! He's funny! He's got to be one of us! THEY don't know how to be funny.


17 posted on 10/26/2004 7:53:50 PM PDT by CobaltBlue
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To: Arizona_Wonder

LOL!


18 posted on 10/26/2004 7:54:37 PM PDT by bad company (What exactly is the plan john?)
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I can't figure out which side this guy is on, but it's a pretty funny post.


21 posted on 10/26/2004 7:55:25 PM PDT by Samwise (If you want to understand the differences between the two parties, study the nature of their enemies)
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AZ_Wonder -- Freepers prefer Newbies to dip a pinkie toe in first but this is not a bad splash for your first time in the water. Welcome to Freerepublic!


23 posted on 10/26/2004 7:57:36 PM PDT by fullchroma
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To FRee republic.

24 posted on 10/26/2004 7:58:13 PM PDT by bad company (What exactly is the plan john?)
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This guy! This is definatley a ZOT, first post & no reply, but by far one of the most entertaining in some time.
26 posted on 10/26/2004 7:59:59 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...)
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