[mountaineer]

Considering he never touched a football in his life until just a few months ago (which may explain why he believes the game is played on airport tarmacs), it's not surprising he's afraid of the ol' pigskin. Say, did you know he's hunted pigs on his belly, wearing newly-purchased camouflage and dress shoes, and toting a $20,000 shotgun? Okay, his gunbearer carried the shotgun, never mind.

[BigWaveBetty]

Heh heh heh! Wonder if he lets out a squeal when the ball makes contact like I do. :-)

[Raquel]

The dude can't even get a score right (and it's his team playing).

My 3 year old niece can catch a football too - although she is forbidden from hanging around airports.

My 11 year old son can shoot a goose too - although he isn't too lazy to carry it himself.

Kerry is a joke. Every day he manages to insult my intelligence. And I'm getting tired of it. Let's send him back to Massachusetts or Europe, where he is wanted and belongs.