Very amusing rant...should be more like it! Most cars that I see with Kerry stickers are barely being held together with bumper stickers. Your descriptions of the people driving these cars is just perfect, I have yet to seen a Kerry sticker and a flag on any of these cars. Bonus points if your GTO is a 1969 Judge...my brother had one back in high school...great car!
Sorry, no bonus points. It's a 2004 Model, 40th Anniversary. Just as sporty. I wanted one in high school but my parents vetoed it.
The acceleration will rip the fillings out of your teeth. The speedometer goes up to 200.