[Judith Anne]

Here's my list (again! ;-D)

A real newbie vanity has several elements:

1) It is one line long.
2) It contains only one thought.
3) The thought is hackneyed, trite, and worn as slick as last year's tires.
4) The poster takes offense when the vanity does not recieve loud general approval.
5) The poster claims not to know the rules, because the poster has not read them.
6) The poster professes to be surprised, shocked that we're sick of one-line newbie vanities.

[datura]

Yes, I read that - but I'm talking about trolling for trolls. No daily limit these days.

Note the number of members who are going to vote for Kerry on the sidebar. That's unbelievable.