I saw Elizabeth Edwards waddling into a gym with a couple hundred people in it. Eww.
"2) Something they just heard on the radio."
This weird crackling sound. I think either a wire is loose, or I'm on The Static Channel.
"3) Something their gut has instinctively told them to share."
I think anyone who believes in group hugs should all get together and have a group hug. Keep hugging. Harder. A few thousand of you in the middle are passing out, keep hugging...
"4) Something their wife, daughter, dog, imaginary friend, or fried chicken has just told them."
"Get Extra Crispy next time, jerk, I was happy as hell a few days ago in my tiny cage!"
"5) Something they believe that the rest of us care about. (Honestly! We don't.)"
But...but I really really REALLY care about how organized my CD rack is now! Of course you care, I just know you're foolin! :(
*UGH*
Of course I care about your CD rack being organized. (Um, I think that's what you were saying..right?)
I'm also positive that you share in my grief that the Raiders-Saints game is currently on my TV and will demand that they stop it.
There! Don't you feel better? I most certainly do. LOL!
*Hey! What's wrong with group hugs? LOL!