To: justateenwhocares
2 posted on
10/20/2004 11:52:05 AM PDT by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: justateenwhocares
his seven powersI believe the powers are Flying, Superhuman Strength, ESP, Run Faster than a train, Jump over tall buildings, Shapeshifting, and X-Ray Vision (Although from what I understand, they don't actually get the X-Ray vision until they have a second term...)
More details here.
3 posted on
10/20/2004 11:53:19 AM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
("I don't worry about Muggers. My biggest fear is Poachers." - Elizabeth Edwards)
To: justateenwhocares
4 posted on
10/20/2004 11:53:22 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(From the stupidity of the American People, O Lord, deliver us.)
To: justateenwhocares
6 posted on
10/20/2004 11:53:54 AM PDT by
Pete
To: justateenwhocares
7 posted on
10/20/2004 11:54:24 AM PDT by
elli1
To: justateenwhocares
His seven powers:
Throwing the "Busharang"
Bending Congress
Flipping evildoers the "Bully Pulpit"
Hyper-Veto
Receiving "Secret Service" (Clinton Administration only)
Electoral-Vision
Clouding Dennis Kucinich's Mind (admittedly, not a very difficult task).
Hope this helps!
10 posted on
10/20/2004 11:59:38 AM PDT by
JennysCool
(Terrorism: Not a global test, John, but a pop quiz.)
To: justateenwhocares
To help you w/ future searches, pay particular attention to the search terms that posters have told you they used. When I first started using the Internet for research papers, I had quite a bit of trouble until I learned the knack of using the right search words.
11 posted on
10/20/2004 11:59:54 AM PDT by
elli1
To: martin_fierro
*ping*
Your diorama needed here.
13 posted on
10/20/2004 12:04:19 PM PDT by
EggsAckley
(...............vanity posts = pathetic cry for attention..................)
To: justateenwhocares
To find out the answer to your question, I asked John Kerry. Here are the responses he gave:
The President's Duties:
1. Run a home-based lab to produce flu vaccine and prevent shortages
2. Repeat the word "plan" a lot
3. Protect America against terror while simultaneously...
4. not protecting America against terror for fear of offending someone
5. Provide health insurance to all Americans
6. Tax the rich
7. Lick France, Germany, and Russia's collective ass
8. Create better jobs for Americans, such as those which would be created by my government-run health "plan"
9. Try to be nice to John Edwards
10. Quit smirking
The President's Seven Powers:
1. Omnipotence
2. Omniscience
3. The President is God and should have fixed everything by now.
4. I am God, but was unable to fix things because of President God's interference.
5. Republicans are scum
6. Okay, technically #5 isn't a power, per se, but since I'm God, I can change the rules anytime I want.
7. I hate you.
The Benefits for Former Presidents:
1. Who cares, I've got Teresa.
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