Yeah and I'd tell 'em that my Grandpa wouldn't use indoor plumbing because he thought it was unsanitary...and ask 'em where there outhouse is.
I don't have to worry about most of my family, except for my stepdad. He was a Goldwater Republican until the unions brainwashed him. Out of respect for my mom I (usually) refrain from telling him how wrong he is.
I have a mother stuck in that "brainwashing." It's a fearful thing to behold -- lots of "help the little guy" self-righteousness and old liberal indignation from an otherwise wonderful, generous person.
Yet when you ask her specific questions about homosexuality, the war in Iraq, terrorism, taxes, the Ten Commandments in City Hall, stem cell cannibalism, abortion, etc., she responds as a Conservative.
Stubborn is worse than stupid. 8~(