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1 posted on 10/14/2004 4:24:25 PM PDT by notkerry

To: notkerry; Old Sarge; timpad; DocRock; Constitution Day; John W; cyborg; ServesURight; ...

31 posted on 10/14/2004 5:26:53 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)

Zot theme

(Indian drums throughout)
(Indian war whoops)

(That famous day in history the trolls of the DU Cavalry went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
Why am I postin' here??

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go
Hey, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "A Cat!"
And there I stood with El Gato on my back.

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, Ho!!)--aaww

SPOKEN: Look at them posts out there
They move
And there's a Mod behind every one!
Hey, Mr. Mod sir -you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!! (sound of thunder)
Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!

(They were sure of victory, the trolls of the DU Cavalry, as they post on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
Why am I postin' here??

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go
Listen, I'm a troll sir, please don't make me go
There's a Mod a-waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up Zotted and bald

Please I'm a troll sir, I don't wanna go (ZOT him, HO!!)--aaww

SPOKEN: I wonder what the Mod word for friend is
Let's see--friend-- kemo sabe, that's it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE! (sound of static sparking)
Nope, that itn't it
Look at them durned Mods
Theyre runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'
(sound of 60 cycle humming)
(sound of thunder)

33 posted on 10/14/2004 5:27:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (The Mods demand sacrifice, your pennance shall be "UNNNGH!!")

34 posted on 10/14/2004 5:28:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (The Mods demand sacrifice, your pennance shall be "UNNNGH!!")

37 posted on 10/14/2004 5:39:06 PM PDT by codyjacksmom (Attention All Girlie-men...Please don't forget your foo foo's on the way out the door.)

To: notkerry; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; ...

38 posted on 10/14/2004 6:09:48 PM PDT by mhking ("The UN was supposed to be our last, best hope for peace. It failed.")

To: notkerry; TBarnett34; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

41 posted on 10/14/2004 7:06:09 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

To: notkerry; MeekOneGOP

Death from above you Kerry loving troll!

42 posted on 10/14/2004 7:10:36 PM PDT by afnamvet (Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 Jet Noise...The Sound of Freedom!)

To: notkerry; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP

What did you say you inbred half-witted twit?
Are you a Wine drinking cheese eating surrender monkey?
Did your mommy love you enough as a child?
What is your major malfunction numbnuts?

Oh yea, one more thing Zot this pal

43 posted on 10/14/2004 7:20:25 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)

Delusional DU troll scumbag: ZOT!

46 posted on 10/15/2004 1:34:25 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")

Wait a minute; is that your comment or an excerpt from the article, notkerry?

I vote to put my ZOT! on hold, until you answer...

47 posted on 10/15/2004 2:01:49 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")

I bet you watch headline news and only read the headlines in the paper. Kerry's plan is to say "I Have a Plan", that is his plan. Only a moron would consider, "I Have a Plan", to be a plan. Learn to read and when you have a question, I'll be glad to explain it to you no matter how long it takes.

48 posted on 10/15/2004 4:29:27 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance and bigotry are two of the floor joists in the democratic platform.)

49 posted on 10/15/2004 4:30:38 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance and bigotry are two of the floor joists in the democratic platform.)

Bush is up by 4 points. Left lies are failing. Lie harder looser troll.

51 posted on 10/15/2004 4:36:39 AM PDT by bad company (Global test? Damn I forgot to study.)

John Kerry and John Edwards have laid out specific plans

We'll let you stay if you can tell us what just one of those plans is. Bye.

52 posted on 10/15/2004 4:38:40 AM PDT by bad company (Global test? Damn I forgot to study.)

Again,

We know you by your typing.

55 posted on 10/15/2004 7:09:17 AM PDT by najida (There is nothing friendlier than a wet dog, except for maybe a 100 pound wet dog.)

56 posted on 10/15/2004 7:26:23 AM PDT by visualops

Yup, Kerry is saying to our money, and wallets, ( THE GOVERMENT KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOU ) so, I am allowing NO FAULT DIVORCE between our wallets , money, from us.

58 posted on 10/15/2004 7:36:43 AM PDT by Prophet in the Wilderess

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