Posted on 10/13/2004 9:26:18 AM PDT by woofie
Try # 13 .. a little better I hope
..though without teh motorcycle.
To quote the opening of Peter Pan "This has all happened before, and it will all happen again."
*chuckle*
Ah, to be young[er] again and to ride the wind on Valkyrie wings!
ALWAYS test drive both potential Wife and Bike...then take her for a spin on the bike.
Mine is turned on by the smell of Castrol R but now refuses to ride unless I get a bike new enough to have disc brakes....her loss...She can still use the riding apparel in the bedroom.
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"
hahahaaaaa!
An Italian girl with a hairy face??? Nawwww! Can't be.
This guy sounds like a perfect match for the chick selling her Oklahoma-Texas tickets on e-Bay if you'd promise to take a picture of yourself holding up her panties at the game to tick off her ex-boyfriend.
Really, some details should just be left out, mmmkay?
There's a song by a group called the Rainmakers...
The guy's in love, he spray paints his girl's name on the water tower for all to see.
Then the same thing happens. Everything goes sour.
Only in the song he "heated with wood and the house caught fire....which one should I save: The girl or guitar?...."
He eventually returns to his home town, sees the water tower, and mentions some poor fool "making that long, hard climb...wasting his breath and wasting his time..."
On Oct-12-04 at 15:24:25 PDT, seller added the following information:
Ok guys, First off, i gotta thank everyone for the great Emails. (Especially the Hotties sending me Topless pics. BTW, i never get tired of that!) I gotta get some things out here. ****** This is a no joke auction, so please, don't bid unless your gonna buy the helmet. I really need the money, and i don't think its fair to the people who really want to bid on this. Thnaks!***** Ok, some concerns have been brought up to me in a few of my emails. FIRST! Let me state that this helmet is not CURSED! I have brought in a Poltergeist to "cleanse" the Helmet. I assure you that their will be no left over "Bitch" residue in the helmet when the winning bidder recieves it.I also had the helmet INFRARED SCANNED for cooties, and it passed with flying colors. You have my word as a human being. I would never subject anyone to the hell i went through. SECOND! Many of you have asked for pics of the Ex. Come on now People! Do you REALLY expect me to have any pics of her. I damn near wanted to drink a gallon of Bleach just to clean my mouth out cause i remeber having to kiss her goodnight! If you need a visual, Halloween is coming soon. When the little grubby bastards come trick or treating with there scary masks, times it by 100, and you still won't be close to the UG-LEE-NESS of that Wildebeast. Again, it's been friggin' fun. Mikey Buell
It's for moments like this that I spent all that time and money in grad school.
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On Oct-12-04 at 15:24:25 PDT, seller added the following information:
Ok guys, First off, i gotta thank everyone for the great Emails. (Especially the Hotties sending me Topless pics. BTW, i never get tired of that!) I gotta get some things out here. ****** This is a no joke auction, so please, don't bid unless your gonna buy the helmet. I really need the money, and i don't think its fair to the people who really want to bid on this. Thnaks!***** Ok, some concerns have been brought up to me in a few of my emails. FIRST! Let me state that this helmet is not CURSED! I have brought in a Poltergeist to "cleanse" the Helmet. I assure you that their will be no left over "Bitch" residue in the helmet when the winning bidder recieves it.I also had the helmet INFRARED SCANNED for cooties, and it passed with flying colors. You have my word as a human being. I would never subject anyone to the hell i went through. SECOND! Many of you have asked for pics of the Ex. Come on now People! Do you REALLY expect me to have any pics of her. I damn near wanted to drink a gallon of Bleach just to clean my mouth out cause i remeber having to kiss her goodnight! If you need a visual, Halloween is coming soon. When the little grubby bastards come trick or treating with there scary masks, times it by 100, and you still won't be close to the UG-LEE-NESS of that Wildebeast. Again, it's been friggin' fun. Mikey Buell
see #28
This one's a natural.
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Beat me by 3 mins. LOL
Hmm.. sounds like a keeper.
Classic.
Laura Earl buys me handguns. Last Christmas I got a Ruger P97DC in 45 ACP.
I dont think this guy will win any humanitarian awards
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