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Ebay Listing Tells Familiar Tale of Male Discontent:Caution: Purient and Motorcycle Content
ebay ^ | 10/13/04

Posted on 10/13/2004 9:26:18 AM PDT by woofie

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To: Baynative

Try # 13 .. a little better I hope


21 posted on 10/13/2004 9:38:26 AM PDT by woofie
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To: tiamat

..though without teh motorcycle.

To quote the opening of Peter Pan "This has all happened before, and it will all happen again."
*chuckle*

Ah, to be young[er] again and to ride the wind on Valkyrie wings!


22 posted on 10/13/2004 9:38:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (The Mods demand sacrifice, your pennance shall be "UNNNGH!!")
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The moral?

ALWAYS test drive both potential Wife and Bike...then take her for a spin on the bike.

Mine is turned on by the smell of Castrol R but now refuses to ride unless I get a bike new enough to have disc brakes....her loss...She can still use the riding apparel in the bedroom.

23 posted on 10/13/2004 9:39:44 AM PDT by Range Rover (Kerry is a Fraud)
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To: woofie; HenryLeeII
Great find wolfie!
 
HL, this is good for a larf!
 
Owl_Eagle

" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"

24 posted on 10/13/2004 9:40:14 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (“Before going out drinking, always tape a handcuff key to the inside of your watch band.”)
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To: woofie; Happy2BMe; maxwell; Smartass; xsmommy; Boazo; yall
hahahaaaaa!

25 posted on 10/13/2004 9:41:41 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: woofie

An Italian girl with a hairy face??? Nawwww! Can't be.

This guy sounds like a perfect match for the chick selling her Oklahoma-Texas tickets on e-Bay if you'd promise to take a picture of yourself holding up her panties at the game to tick off her ex-boyfriend.

Really, some details should just be left out, mmmkay?


26 posted on 10/13/2004 9:43:03 AM PDT by Tall_Texan (Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
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To: woofie

There's a song by a group called the Rainmakers...

The guy's in love, he spray paints his girl's name on the water tower for all to see.

Then the same thing happens. Everything goes sour.

Only in the song he "heated with wood and the house caught fire....which one should I save: The girl or guitar?...."

He eventually returns to his home town, sees the water tower, and mentions some poor fool "making that long, hard climb...wasting his breath and wasting his time..."


27 posted on 10/13/2004 9:43:15 AM PDT by baltodog (This space for lease)
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On Oct-12-04 at 15:24:25 PDT, seller added the following information:

Ok guys, First off, i gotta thank everyone for the great Emails. (Especially the Hotties sending me Topless pics. BTW, i never get tired of that!) I gotta get some things out here. ****** This is a no joke auction, so please, don't bid unless your gonna buy the helmet. I really need the money, and i don't think its fair to the people who really want to bid on this. Thnaks!***** Ok, some concerns have been brought up to me in a few of my emails. FIRST! Let me state that this helmet is not CURSED! I have brought in a Poltergeist to "cleanse" the Helmet. I assure you that their will be no left over "Bitch" residue in the helmet when the winning bidder recieves it.I also had the helmet INFRARED SCANNED for cooties, and it passed with flying colors. You have my word as a human being. I would never subject anyone to the hell i went through. SECOND! Many of you have asked for pics of the Ex. Come on now People! Do you REALLY expect me to have any pics of her. I damn near wanted to drink a gallon of Bleach just to clean my mouth out cause i remeber having to kiss her goodnight! If you need a visual, Halloween is coming soon. When the little grubby bastards come trick or treating with there scary masks, times it by 100, and you still won't be close to the UG-LEE-NESS of that Wildebeast. Again, it's been friggin' fun. Mikey Buell


28 posted on 10/13/2004 9:45:59 AM PDT by woofie
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To: EggsAckley
When I saw the words "purient" and "motorcycle" in the title, I just KNEW I had to ping YOU.

It's for moments like this that I spent all that time and money in grad school.

< |:)~

29 posted on 10/13/2004 9:47:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: woofie

On Oct-12-04 at 15:24:25 PDT, seller added the following information:

Ok guys, First off, i gotta thank everyone for the great Emails. (Especially the Hotties sending me Topless pics. BTW, i never get tired of that!) I gotta get some things out here. ****** This is a no joke auction, so please, don't bid unless your gonna buy the helmet. I really need the money, and i don't think its fair to the people who really want to bid on this. Thnaks!***** Ok, some concerns have been brought up to me in a few of my emails. FIRST! Let me state that this helmet is not CURSED! I have brought in a Poltergeist to "cleanse" the Helmet. I assure you that their will be no left over "Bitch" residue in the helmet when the winning bidder recieves it.I also had the helmet INFRARED SCANNED for cooties, and it passed with flying colors. You have my word as a human being. I would never subject anyone to the hell i went through. SECOND! Many of you have asked for pics of the Ex. Come on now People! Do you REALLY expect me to have any pics of her. I damn near wanted to drink a gallon of Bleach just to clean my mouth out cause i remeber having to kiss her goodnight! If you need a visual, Halloween is coming soon. When the little grubby bastards come trick or treating with there scary masks, times it by 100, and you still won't be close to the UG-LEE-NESS of that Wildebeast. Again, it's been friggin' fun. Mikey Buell


30 posted on 10/13/2004 9:48:36 AM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: martin_fierro

see #28


31 posted on 10/13/2004 9:49:01 AM PDT by woofie
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Prurient AND motorcycles?

This one's a natural.

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32 posted on 10/13/2004 9:50:04 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: woofie

Beat me by 3 mins. LOL


33 posted on 10/13/2004 9:50:21 AM PDT by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: tiamat; Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare
Our first Christmas together my wife bought me a shotgun. Definitely a keeper.
34 posted on 10/13/2004 9:52:14 AM PDT by bad company (Global test? Damn I forgot to study.)
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To: martin_fierro
Indubitably.
35 posted on 10/13/2004 9:54:59 AM PDT by EggsAckley (............so many vanities............................so little bandwidth..................)
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To: bad company; tiamat; Conspiracy Guy

Hmm.. sounds like a keeper.


36 posted on 10/13/2004 9:55:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (The Mods demand sacrifice, your pennance shall be "UNNNGH!!")
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To: martin_fierro

Classic.


37 posted on 10/13/2004 9:56:20 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: woofie
He'd have my sympathy IF HE HADN'T APPARENTLY ABANDONED HIS CHILD BY ACTING LIKE A SPOILED LITTLE BOY (and I've given up a lot more than a motorcycle).
38 posted on 10/13/2004 9:57:58 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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To: bad company

Laura Earl buys me handguns. Last Christmas I got a Ruger P97DC in 45 ACP.


39 posted on 10/13/2004 10:04:42 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather, "I lied, but I lied about the truth".)
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To: atomicpossum

I dont think this guy will win any humanitarian awards


40 posted on 10/13/2004 10:05:25 AM PDT by woofie
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