He and Cheney are sharing a sixpack in a Georgetown penthouse watching a replay of Monday Night football even as we speak. One of his doubles is marking time in a secure cell outside of Baghdad, and will be duly executed. Meanwhile the real Saddam, appearance altered by plastic surgery, will open a convenience store under the Witness Protection Program - IN YOUR TOWN! And he'll sell you motor oil, and he'll laugh under his breath every time you lay a sawbuck down for a quart.
He and Cheney are sharing a sixpack in a Georgetown penthouse watching a replay of Monday Night football even as we speak. One of his doubles is marking time in a secure cell outside of Baghdad, and will be duly executed. Meanwhile the real Saddam, appearance altered by plastic surgery, will open a convenience store under the Witness Protection Program - IN YOUR TOWN! And he'll sell you motor oil, and he'll laugh under his breath every time you lay a sawbuck down for a quart.
But he'll never brew the wonderful stuff you do, will he? Billthedrill!!!!!! Master brewster!