[azhenfud]

Hey y'all, let's see if we can convince Chalkman he's the onlyest one - that all the rest of us are just fidgets of his mind.

[chalkman]

Hey stop it you're scaring me...AH I've started talking to myself.

[Constitution Day]

We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.