Oh dear, I am in no mood to be nearly that practical. Sonya and Tim can buy their own diapers and barf rags!
Shopping for that stuff is just horrifying. We looked at the most awful toys, just didn't see anything I could imagine buying for my own child... Except this:
It's really strong! I could ride the thing if I wanted! OK - so she'll grow into it. The baby stuff was excruciating.