did you ever know that yer muh hero...
he wuz one of those weasely obnoxious selfish twits that yuh just want tuh slap...
me: do this
twit: but Idon'twanna...
me: like I give a crap what you want...
twit: I don'twanna be here...
me: like I give a crap how you feel...
twit: I need to go the nurse...
me: you need to get a life...
twit: I think you're a jerk..
me: yer right... but yer opinion means jack to me...
twit: I'm not doin' this...
me: thud...